The unicycle virus, although relatively harmless, appears every generation. Typical symptoms include: boasting of unicycle purchase to friends; boasting of skill at riding unicycle; riding back and forth like a tw*t before careering into a friend. The virus is short-lived. Infection lasts only 2-3 weeks, ending in destruction of fence and broken wrist. Outbreak of virus can be suppressed with disinterest in unicycle related stories initiated by infected parties.Today I had a turkey sandwich + orange + melon (I like to treat myself once in awhile).
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