Sporadic mullet outbreaks were first reported in North America in the 1960's and 1970's, however, it was the year of 1981 that bore the start of the mullet pandemic. Unrestricted by gender, mullet fever ripped through North America and Europe, for most of the early 1980's. The music industry was hit hardest with a number of stars, most notably Michael Bolton and Phil Collins, contracting the virus:
A short-lived but dangerous mutation of the virus occured in 1983 when the type-1 mullet combined with the perm to form the permullet-1 variant. One of the most high profile victims was tennis star, Andre Agassi, who after this violent outbreak subsequently lost all of his hair.Whilst outbreaks of the mullet virus occasionaly occur, reports of mullet growth in densely populated areas are few. Precautionary measures, such as carrying a hat or a comb, can be made. If you see a mullet, stay calm, and report the sighting to www.myboringlunch.com.
P.S. Today I had a turkey sandwich on whole wheat bread + an orange + an apple.
"Whilst outbreaks of the mullet virus occasionaly occur, reports of mullet growth in densely populated areas are few." I'm afraid you're wrong, about 80% of the male occasionally female) population in some hispanic countries still carry out the mullet offensive.
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