Without friends with which to discuss the ingredients of my sandwich (wheat bread + turkey + ham + cheese) I slid into a well of lunchtime depression. Desperate for an easy fix I went in search of some office-compatible internet soma: a news website. After reading everything the BBC, and the New York Times had to offer, I soon realised that the question of peace in the Middle East was a difficult one.
With a complex decades-long socio-economic geopolitical problem playing on my mind, and the contents of a sandwich with which I could not disuss, further getting me down, I went in search of an online lunch mate. For a small fee, and a picture of my sandwich, I was into eatmysandwich.com - the worlds largest online sandwich club. Only interested in discussing wheat bread sandwiches that had been prepared within 20 miles of my office, I undertook a custom search and found this:
A wheat bread sandwich, stuffed with mayonnaise, camembert, carrot, and asparagus. Needless to say, I am in contact with the proprietor and will no longer be spending any lunches on my own. Have you picked up any hot lunches online?
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